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I wish my name was Brad, so I'll be 75% rad.

asinglegarbanzobeanonitaliantile:

me as a lawyer: kk that was rude . 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via cumfort)

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

(via ugly)

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship

(Source: unclefather, via g-retchenwieners)

kldzbop:

kldzbop:

see if u can unscramble this sentence: go aawy

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correct

(via g-retchenwieners)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via pizza)

sorelatable:

HOW

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COULD

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YOU

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NOT

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LOVE

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CHEESE

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(via pizza)

plop-alot:

walking out of an exam you knew you failed

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

littlemsmeanie:

lanashiftdelrey:

smashing your pinky toe and trying to act cool like

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So true!!!

(via angryblackman)

(Source: violettarainbow, via pizza)