PieCrust

Don't talk to me unless you got buns hun.

greed:

i really want to make ‘cool beans’ a thing again 

(via hotwinger)

me:

*sees dog*

me:

*forgets what im talking about and points out dog*

lukewarmcocoa:

man i just wanna unzip niall’s pants and grab hold of his big, huge, thick wallet and pay for my college tuition

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

cowboycliche:

One of my favorite twitter exchanges

(via ugly)

cartel:

cat portal; i want one

cartel:

cat portal; i want one

(via ugly)

deersatan:

accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback

image

(Source: asterkid, via ugly)

insectboy:

IM PEEING

insectboy:

IM PEEING

(via ugly)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(Source: christinaaguiprophet, via ugly)

cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

(via ugly)